There's Always the Hudson


Lola and T met years ago in a support group for sexual abuse survivors. They’ve made a pact... and that deadline is coming at them fast. So tonight, they decide to take matters into their own hands by plotting to exact revenge on anyone who has ever f--ked with them. Spend the night with two fractured souls who let loose their fury in this fearless and f--ked up adventure. Paola Lázaro’s new work takes an unflinching look at confronting trauma, and how the bonds with our chosen family can carry us through. World Premiere.


Presented by Woolly Mammoth Theatre Company

Show Type
Running Time
180 minutes
(1 Intermission)
Appropriate For 16+ Price Ranges
$25 - $70

Discount Tickets Available 30 & Under tickets are $25

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Box Office Phone: 202-393-3939

Schedule Open/Close Dates: 04/06/2020 - 05/03/2020
Sunday 2:00pm7:00pm-
Monday ---
Tuesday ---
Wednesday 8:00pm--
Thursday 8:00pm--
Friday 8:00pm--
Saturday 3:00pm8:00pm-
Important Dates

Special Performances

  • 04/06/2020 - 8:00pm Pay What You Will
  • 04/07/2020 - 8:00pm Pay What You Will
Performer Role
Justin Weaks T
Paola Lázaro Lola
Elan Zafir Chase/Scott/Ruddy
Migs Govea Ernesto/Antonio
Marilyn Torres Madeline/Angie/Isabella
Production Personnel
Paola Lázaro
Jess McLeod
Costume Designer
Ivania Stack
Set Designer
Misha Kachman
Sound Designer
Tosin Olufalabi
Lighting Designer
Barbara Samuels
Book Writer
Paola Lázaro


Woolly Mammoth Theatre Company
641 D Street NW, Washington, DC 20004

Getting There

  • Archives-Navy Memorial-Penn Quarter (Green/Yellow Lines)
  • Gallery Pl-Chinatown (Green/Yellow/Red Lines)
  • 70, 71, D1, D3, and D6 buses stop at 7th & E Streets. The P1, P2, P6, 13A, 13B, 13F, 13G, and 54 buses stop at 7th Street & Pennsylvania Ave.


  • Street parking
  • Paid garages
  • Theater discount at nearby garage


  • This venue is wheelchair accessible.
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